Favorite Spam of the day

While I have worked in technical support and been a system administrator.. I really don't think I would want more abuse (or at least have it cheaper)

Subject: Personal abuse 75% Off

Now abusing users.. well I might go for that

Subject: User abuse Buy on 78% cheaper price

But why should I want to abuse winter? I mean its a nice season and all

Subject: abuse Winter -80% Deals

The sad part is that most of these things you can do for free.. so 80% off is still free (well unless you include shipping, handling, and VAT).